Alcoholics, people who take Metformin (diabetes med), and people who eat at Bojangles. I’ve cut out two of these, see if you can guess which two.

“Now give me back my rights, you baldy bastard!”

It was gazpacho.

My dipfuck younger brother once stuck some chicken wire in an outlet, and scared the shit out of himself. I had acquired the chicken wire in order to make a turtle trap, that ended up working too well.

Probably slightly less than they already do.

Ricky Gervais is the fucking MAN!

Thanks, Buddha, I’ll try to be mindful of this.

Already seen on YT. Updooted anyway.

I would venture to say that there are definitely objective aspects of music too, like pitch accuracy. I feel like pitch correction and Auto-tune may have some merit, but in most cases cheapen music, especially when applied to classics.

Also, metal is garbage.

Fucking hell.

I’m old enough to have watched the show Davey and Goliath that Moral Orel was a parody of, which made it even funnier to me as an atheist who was forced to go to church as a kid. It wasn’t even that my mother believed the bullshit, she just wanted to be rid of me and my brothers for a couple of hours so she and my step-dad could play “slap and tickle”.

Spliffbob Stankpants!

Don’t call me Shirley Clearly.

I quit watching David AIPACman and Bryan Tyler Coopted years ago when they came out on the wrong side (IMO) of the TYT/Jimmy Dore schism. They are both apparently genocide apologists, unsurprisingly (which makes them even bigger scumbags than I thought).

If you live near Pawtucket,

Do not drink from the communal bucket.

The local water stinks,

So I only drinks,

Bottled water or vodka, so fuck it.

Oldie but a Goldie.

I got my third strike two years ago for saying “fuck Ukraine”.

Fuck Reddit! Welcome to Lemmy brudder.

I would say “doink”, which has a higher pitched sound.

Widowmaker.

I’ve definitely had a few managers who were this fucking dumb.