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I swear to Marx. If you send your sister another Trump emoji I will turn this car around right now.
Thanks, FuckYourself! Is it OK to call you that?
Oh wowwww. This is great. But aren’t wellusionists supposed to never reveal their tricks?
There seems to be an extra $500 in there.
Oh wow, Bossman. I had noooo idea. I really was sick when I left work early, heheh.
Me! I work at landscaping company in Texas.
I was going to ask DayOfDoom out, but you made the funnier post full of a casual, non-desperate bravado.