It’s not weaponized politeness. It’s a love for efficient communication; everyone speaks English, so why not use it.

Just like house cats

I’m always like: Dude I’m already in your house, why can’t I just knock on your door.

You can have stalls with gaps under then, that also protect privacy. Like a 15cm gap under the stalls and no gaps around the doors and the chances of accidentally seeing something you shouldn’t are practically zero.

The one I use most is windows+shift+s for the snipping tool!

Babies cannot press panic buttons…

The pics of the team seem a bit AI to me, also when googling their names there are no clear links connecting those names to whale dairy besides that website. This (and how unrealistic the process sounds) leads me to believe that this is not real.

TBF, students using going to the bathroom as an excuse to do other things is very real. Not all student do it, but some do and these people cause a lot of issues.

I generally keep the rules: leave your phone in the classroom and be back in 10 minutes.

The amount of students that suddenly don’t have to go anymore once they’re reminded they need to leave their phone is very high.

Yeah, although waiting and trying the door should always be a last resort. Because if they don’t open, you’re fucked.

For most cars the windows will work for 30-60 seconds after being in the water. The doors will not open due to the water pressure from the outside.

If you should ever find yourself in a car in the water:

1. Seatbelt off
2. Window open
3. Kids out
4. You out Don’t bother with the window braking thingy unless absolutely necessary. They will not work on laminated windows, which are more common for side windows in modern cars.

This can also be mitigated a lot by cooking the beans in the morning mor a short time, packing the pan into a lot of blankets and then cooking it shortly in the evening.

Panels coming off during flight is still not ideal, even if they’re not critical to flying. They can hit things that are more essential.

I’ve heard this is not true, but it was a lie by the UK government to cover up the invention of radar and the cracking of the enigma code.

Ant hills can also have any infestations, as in a smaller species of ants (often thief ants) stealing the resources of the bigger ants.

Or Volendam. They all look the same and have 1 of 5 surnames.

Honestly, 10 minutes by car is still pretty far for a somewhat urban environment.

80 yo or 14 yo on ebikes are menaces. One because they don’t have the reaction time and coordination to handle the speed. One because they don’t have a shred of situational awareness or respect for the rules of the road.

It’s honestly scary to share a bike path with both.

As someone born in 2000: No cause that day will not come.

One tip for if you want to let them play with the bag on their own: cut the handles.

They can choke themselves on it and cutting them of makes the bag way safer.

It should also creep man out a lot. There are a lot of weirdos out there.