I could spend the remainder of eternity at the bottom of Niagara falls and still not be able to grasp what he is saying.

That’s your tongue!
I was a like “wtf is wrong with her upper lip”. I thought maybe you got stung by a bee or something.
Then I went to look at your other pics and saw you with your tongue out…

Are you sure you’re not thinking of the new fast and furious movie?