DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR there’s a weird sex scene inside I guarantee it

That’s the closest you’ll ever get to an admission from a corporate mouthpiece though.

https://awful.systems/post/2876657

This is probably the least surprising thing ever.

CocaCola is like the symbol of capitalism. Everything they produce is corporate slop. GenAI is a perfect fit – soulless, artless, hastily slapped together bright pictures that ultimately don’t matter and carry no value. The world is not better with CocaCola ads, and it would be no worse without them. They’re just there, to be lost in time, forgotten. Like tears in the rain.

You know, you can just click on the link in the article to watch the ad it talks about

Radical thought, maybe read the article?

I see calling like Raegan’s margin in 1984 “decisive”

Also, not that it’s the point but I have to note that technically most election victories are decisive, in the sense that they resolve the winner with little to no ambiguity (which is usually the case, even when the margin is narrow). In that sense, the only way Trump’s victory is not decisive is if you contest the legitimacy of the whole election.

This is such pedantry that you might as well say “the Merriam-Webster dictionary defines decisive as…”

Also it isn’t? 50.2% to 48.1% of votes is not decisive in any sensible meaning of the word?

If you account for the turnout (around 60%) it means 30% voted for Trump and 28.9% for Harris, so “none of those” won decisively with 40%!

My mom will never grok LibreOffice.

I tried to switch her for a long time but I gave up when she called me one day to complain that her coworker can’t open a file she saved. Apparently the coworker in question was too, emm, talented to open an .odf

There are things that are outside of human reach. I can’t even put into words the strife that MSFT caused in my house when they switched Internet Explorer to Edge and thus “broke” her computer.

We should harness this and power ChatGPT with it

Audibly rolling my eyes

Always has been.

Ok but how detailed can we get then

Слава Україні. The world has failed you.

I hope at least CPT does not have daylight’s savings

“Very well, we shall resume in an hour” will never not crack me up

But it was written about Microsoft specifically. What’s your point?

White people are late sometimes too…?

almost every person in tech (…) to deal with the fertility crisis

Why would we be listening to “tech” to deal with “the fertility crisis”? Why is “tech” concerned with “fertility”?

Stay in your fucking lane, will ya. How about mandatory eugenic polygynous marriages to address the growing crisis of open-source development? The crisis of newest C++ standards not being implemented in the popular compilers quickly enough? The crisis of Node.JS existing?