I think that this would have been even funnier as a “This is him now, feel old yet?” meme.

Welk partij gaan jullie voor stemmen voor de 2026 2de kamer verkiezingen?

Were the pussy lips also female-presenting?

More honest:

My religion says I can’t do that.

I don’t care.

My religion says you can’t do that.

I don’t care.

If you’re working retail or something else that has you face the general public, then yes. If you work a fancier job, then the Dutch people will just speak English with you.

Bribe em a little more and you’ll just be a frequent flyer

Lost their license after gruesome malpractice?

My mom tells me that “You can’t get a job without LinkedIn”. I’m currently not looking for a job, but is this really true? Do I really need to surrender my dater to Big Daddy MegaShart so that I can put food on my family?

“Penetration Cum Blast”

It should be renamed to “The Boy who cried Woke”

> oglaf
where pp

Would you like to try our EXTRA BIGASS FRIES?

Real OGs remember r/195, which was started as an experiment by some students who named it after their dorm room.

I love ULTRAKILL for many reasons, but this is one of them. I would never have completed the Prime Sanctums if I had to wait longer than 1 frame to reset to the checkpoint.

It’s probably way too much effort to build and maintain an ActivityPub scraper for such a minuscule fraction of internet traffic, compared to just scraping Facebook or something.

Twink death was only invented so that the young’uns could stand a chance.