That’s gold, Jerry

Wait wait wait., but that just sounds like feudalism with fucking hedge fund bros, real estate speculation, and a bunch of extra goddamn steps…

A cricket bat!?

Capitalism eats everything if you let it, including governments.

No worries. I don’t even own any streetfighters, I just wanted to make a funny from a 30 year old movie 😁

More chevy nova than bossanova

Nice try, Sparrow

If definitely seen shit like this on menial job applications in the past. Typically as pary of a “personality test” that tries to root out commies. USA obv

The pinterest one is fucking bullshit. If you don’t log in, it only shows you low-res visuals.

Outdoor? I don’t suppose you live somewhere that has been getting a stupid amount of rain lately? It could be nute lockout from soggy roots.

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

I think the German is more like “the screw screws to the right”, implying to unscrew turn left. And it’s relying on alliteration as the mnemonic device.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

I have become fun, destroyer of boredom… and pants.

Asspic

You ever make a white russian with jaeger?

Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.

Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka

It’s made bad on purpose because you aren’t the customer, you’re the product