FOVEA
Team Sorority Sluts
Team Classy Escorts
My body and cock is least compatible with Faith, but I would spend most of my hard-ons smashing her. Faith, such an angelic name for a devilish booty
SHAME or MYNAH
H—Hyoon A—Amouranth M—Madelaine Petsch
Ningning and Yesica Toscanini seem misplaced. Sophie Turner and Emily Rudd work better as pair, gfe.
Therefore,
SHAME
KNAVE SPANK SPUNK PRANK PINKY PONZI ZONKS
Every word needs at least one vowel
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Megan Fox
I have her bent over the hood of the car just like in that transformer’s scene, the sepia sunlight kissing her sweat-slicked skin. Her body radiates heat, as her throat groans and shutters with each and every thrust I pound into her—my short, brown cock pistoning inside her as I pull on her touseled-brown hair.
Olivia Rodrigo and Sofia Vergara Spent €40.
Mommy Sofia and her favorite daughter Olivia. (That’s how I have them roleplay) The two look stunningly alike. Olive-skin, straight, black hair, coral-pink lips. Only difference is Mommy’s got bigger milkers and a fat ass.
I invite Sofia to lay down on the bed with her head hanging off its edge, her eyes planted on the flat screen TV before her. Clips of Olivia flash before her eyes.
“Your daughter has an oral fixation,” I say. Sofia watches gifs and jpeg’s of her daughter playing with her mouth: sticking her tongue out, sliding it over her lips, licking.
“It must be because of these,” I add, pressing on her massive rack.
“As a 40-year old mamacita, I know your breasts are your unique selling point. But you should have been more responsible with your ‘daughter.’”
“You pampered her in bed, but now look at what you did.”
The TV changes. It’s Olivia, her daughter, on her knees, milking my short, brown cock with her mouth. She expertly and gingerly laps up my balls and spit flies each and every way. Her eyes dart towards the camera’s downward gaze and she surfaces. “Hi mom,” she says, her hand raised. A strand of cum escapes her lips.
“Your daughter’s now my blowjob pet. After suckling on your massive juggers, she can’t help but try a new thing in her mouth.”
As Sophia watches, I hump her deep cleavage—my cock still slick from her daughter’s spit.
Like Mother, like Daughter, they leave with cum splattered on their face.
Madelaine Petsch
€35
Kendall Jenner
€25
Commentary:
€60 spent. Madelaine and her ahegao sealed the deal. I love her ditzy look. A look she owns and is self-aware about what it implies. Kendall Jenner on the other hand has the prettiest face. A party girl down to have fun, but in another era, a princess or muse, it is an honor to plaster her face.
Sydney Sweeney
€45
Rihanna
€40
Commentary:
€85 spent. I could have went with Madeline Cline. Like Ariana Grande she looks eager, but I felt Sydney Sweeney is a better looking version. (Though I feel Cline has the better face). I added Rihanna as I am partial to her skin tone and smoky gaze. I imagine Sweeney like Petsch would look rather ditzy.
Jennifer Lawrence
€51 spent. I only have €4 left. That’s okay a threesome with both Sommer Ray and Jennifer Lawrence is worth it. Especially with Jennifer playing both switch and sub.
Megan Fox
€3
€1 left.
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BANJo
Becky G (Instant Choice)
Amber Heard
Normani
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence and Amber Heard would make a great threesome since they both have that crazy-factor as seen in their roles.
Becky G is my favorite. She knows how to show off her stacked body and have fun. Normani: chocolate
JEANS
Afra Saraçoglu Great shots, but not a fan of Turkish drama. Watched a clip: terrible, dizzying camera work. Wonder what could’ve been in a different culture or career.
Afrika Chao Incredible, fuckable body. If Saraçoglu’s an angel, Afrika is a devilish beauty
I would pick Afrodidti Liatou (blue-eyed cupid-lipped)
But I don’t like picking too many woman since i will forget them anyway. Frankly, I should only pick Afra since she’s the most unique and memorable, but Afrika looked too tantalizing though I know many women have her body.
So far, in this series, Adele Exarchapoulous has been the most memorable for me, actually the only one I remember, and a white widow whose Asian husband died. (I suppose the rarity of that kind of interracial couple, especially with such a bombshell, Colorado Christian no less.)
She’s relatively common in this sub is what I meant. I don’t actually watch any of these celebs, except for Margot Robbie in Wolf on Wall Street (though I never pick her) and the singers (short, sexualized music videos whose music I don’t listen to).
FRAYS
Obviously most will choose Alexandra Daddario and then Rihanna. I would have had higher sex appeal with MARKS, but I went with the Chinese for something new and alternate. Different phenotype: snow-white skin, sleek raven hair, delicate porcelain. I also liked the angle of a Chinese Harem dynamic.
That said, I am not particularly attracted to them, but they work in a threesome. I also suspect Rihanna and Selena Gomez, being singers, work better in a threesome than either with blue-eyed Daddario.
I don’t know if I’d have more sex with Daddario or Rihanna.
I feel Liu Yifei and Fan Bingbing would be in charge of the harem with Daddario as the favored concubine.
Adria Arjona is an obvious pick, but that’s boring. But I might as well along with Adrola Doshi. They both have similar body types, but I wonder to what degree they are different in bed.
Regardless, she’d put on quite the show with her multi-million dollar mouth
Sabrina Carpenter dick suck Nice not having to perform. Let her lap up my short cock as I watch those giggly blue eyes of hers.
Wonder if she’d give titjobs or ride my face in 69. Would love to spank that ass even when compromised.
RUINS
I had to have Sydney Sweeney and Beyoncé together: their asses a proxy for America’s culture war: both brands in brands undressing and dressing in the fight for our headspace while their employer’s stock climbs higher and higher.
When outrage juices returns.
But despite the recursive spectacle—screen-locked keyboard warriors on top of looped-screen ads—both have good genes, and both know how to sell them.
(And of course, I had to have Rainey Qualley after choosing Margaret despite the letter Q grossly limiting my options. The hotter yet cooler one, less castable than her quirky, crazy-eyed sister but more photogenic. Millie Bobby Brown is a good touch: a symbol of accelerated branding (only 21) to layer in with the theme.)
Pissed I become so despondent/melancholic after my college crush rejected me after she initially said yes when there are so many alternates in this world.
Unrequited love really makes no sense in the age of the internet. We confuse proximity for reality. And the fact of the male libido is it lusts after so many women as clearly evidenced by these games that past a threshold, anyone would do.
The harder problem more than finding a beautiful woman and loving her is really one of compatibility. But I often think I am not compatible with any women.
But I suppose finding a woman, any woman, is difficult enough anyway. Dating apps are their own stupidity. I think the pick-up artists are right about one thing, that it’s better to just cold approach and chat-up women. Otherwise, it’s impossible to meet anyone outside of school or without common friends, family.
But I suppose better than the pick-up artist schtick, is actually to have a career or side-hobby that allows for you to meet women: cinema, music. The Internet does open up possibilities but network effects and attention economy is brutal that there might actually be fewer opportunities than it seems.
Arranged marriage is another possibility but that’s also it’s own stupidity. To throw yourself into the arms of another after a few milquetoast meetings, oftentimes zero to one. That worked when people had similar personalities, or cultural expectations, but not anymore. Not to mention the lack of vetting these days, or openness to marry strangers outside of one’s circle/vicinity.
But I guess the reality is many relationships are undergirded by money. One has to have money to be loved, to attract attention. But inherent to capitalism is creative destruction, the sweeping away of old forms for new so it is always unstable. See the anxiety of the college graduate or the programmer.
No use complaining, one has to play the game.
BRACT
Team Freak
Bibi
Aubrey Plaza
Camila Cabello
Tinashe
GFE
Rosé