edwardrotik

Save a tree, eat a beaver?

And those lovely tits merit being covered constantly

She kinda reminds me of Billie Piper

Well, if you just dive in face first and go to town, you’ll get the job done

I’m takin the one on the table, those ladies issue the other slices already

I want to get a sign that says:

Warning! House protected by naked man with a gun and an erection. Which do you want used on you?

But, for some reason, my wife refuses

Ahhhh, the things I could do with that set up

Whew, pretty much have to strip down in a greenhouse. Lucky there was a camera to catch it ;)

Eating strawberries raw is a wonderful experience

Maybe, but she is adorable