I've reached a point where I mentally substitute "Dumbass" for "Republican" in any sentence I read, and I'm delighted to report that my usage seems to improve clarity and readability.

give it a shot.

that’s how they figured this out.

if aviation parts were like auto parts, it would be next to impossible to trace which jets had the bogus parts and how long it had been installed

ah, the infamous East Cobb snobs and their NIMBY brigade.

p.s. hello neighbor!

Yeah, the “coach” thing blows my mind. You wanna be a coach? No problem, knock yourself out.

The title of your current role is Senator, you ignorant knucklehead, because the job is crafting laws for the country.

eh, there’s plenty of tools out there like notepad++, atom, obsidian, etc.