They have 2 minutes to convince us how they would spend their money to make humanity better. If they don’t convince the panel they are tossed in the tank.

66% that we know about.

This stuff does get traction with the late election cycle undecided voters. Obligatory undecided voter sketch from SNL.

Election day isn’t the first Tuesday, it’s the Tuesday immediately following the first Monday. There will never be an election day on November 1st.

Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.

Gowron, awarding the order of the Bat’leth.

Best Tongo player in outer rim.

His name is Met Roid. That’s why the game is called Metroid.

I’m tired of 3 hours of explosions. I want Wes Anderson’s Fantastic 4 or Darren Aronofsky doing a Daredevil movie.

Spoopy poopy

He’d still set her on fire and watch her die if it meant returning to power and avoiding prison.

Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.

You don’t need someone like Sean Hannity moderating. Especially when you claim you won. The answer to that is OK, how about we do the thing you claim you won again?

They’ve been proud of their cartoon candidates since Palin.

Fine, over 9 years of science. Better?

Ro Laren goes from prison to starfleet then joins a terrorist cell within a year. She still managed to get a promotion in that span. What did Harry do that got him snubbed so hard?

Tim Walz seems to do it right.

We’re only 16 years off Palin, that’s impressive.

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

Is she the one who gets rescue cats to feed the coyotes?