Can you not rent fibre splicing kit where you are. That’s what I’ve done in the UK when I’ve needed fibre installed on my jobs.

I don’t do enough to justify buying all the kit, so this works out better for me.

I asked my sponge in the bath last night and it denied this was anything to do with ‘big sponge’. Someone is trying to do a hit job on them and they firmly believe it is a conspiracy between the whales and coral.

They used paragliders

I promise I wouldn’t mind if you did

It’s not me, it’s you

Spray that H2O all over my face

Bye fellatio

Literally not. Unless you think the UK doesn’t exist outside of London.

Never liked him, he always seemed liked a self serving knob head out to use the poor to make him money.

It’s no surprise to see that he’s also now part of the conspiracy movement.

They were put there by a man

Don’t worry, they ‘ll sort it so airline tickets are as expensive as train tickets shortly.

Fiat might stand for that. Ford is fucked or repaired daily.

I couldn’t stand to have a pelvis

He’s not dead, he’s still alive. I saw him with the Kennedys.