Free AIDS with every poop.

Even worse than a pizza party.

Gladiator

How dare you have fun with something I don’t enjoy.

Life finds a way.

I’m interested, but how do we get our mates from Eton to profit from this?

Don’t microwave the whole jar!

Heat it up in a spoon like a crack addict. Also, just pouring boiling water on your butter knife can work wonders.

🤡

I lock my kids away in the cupboard under the stairs.

With a loan you actually receive money at the start.

8 years here, 90% left

It’s hardly a trickle either.

The branding is so bad 🤣

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Damn, you didn’t even make it to the truly awful books.

*systemic

I often get the book out just to read that opening again. Absolute poetry.

Clutching at straws if you ask me.

*in Vietnam

That list has multiple kids books, including Wizard of Earthsea, Narnia and Hunger Games.