Oh, so China expands to fill that void and hands out a portion to Kim Jong Link before repainting things?

He’s gonna do it again at 11? Damn, that’s super sus.

Without the textbook.

And, when this picture was taken, I was even younger. 🤪

My luck: we’re probably related and now my karma’s fucked. 🤷🏽‍♂️

And married, too? Maaan, way to smash my dreams, girl. 😭🥹

Haven’t read much cyberpunk lit, then.

Fuck. Yes. Timeless classics. 🔥

Don’t worry, we’ll just hole up in the Winchester until it all blows over. 🖖🏽

You didn’t even try with that one. You ok, kiddo?

Miss Red’s already warblegarbled, judging by the stains on her face & bib, and her friend’s about primed for her turn on the big white phone.

In short: fuckin’ neither.

And the least effective reddit trolls, don’t forget.

Super strong A Crown of Candy vibes, fam.

WTF is wrong with her “dimples”? 🤢🤮

also worked in investment banking

My kinda succubus.

Daughter in her mother’s makeup. Par for that era.

That’s my takeaway as well: this whole article seems to be insinuating the underlying trope of “Democrat” as an optimistic, shortsighted believer in meritocratic head-pats, and largely unprepared for reality outside rosy-lensed mental simulations & shower arguments cheered by stadiums of grateful citizens. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Humanity’s fucked. Thanks for all the fish!

Your parents must’ve really sucked at it, then? 😱

Wait, is that the one Spidey webs the twins to snag the helicopter? 😂

Left is gonna be into at least trying “something kinky”, but that’ll just tighten the proverbial golden handcuffs on ya — until you buck the reins, and she has to tell her daddy specifically what you two’ve been up to and where.

Right doesn’t have one to tell and brings her own toys.