It’s an incredible system for moving all the money to the top 0.001%
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some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Even mannequins have itchy butts1·6 hours agoWell, I’m sold. They’re people just like you and me.
Now that I’m enlightened, I may consider not immediately skull-fucking the first mannequin I see down at the local shops (without their consent).
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?5·7 hours agoAlaska doesn’t like being tethered, it will just buck around and turn the whole Pacific into a churning gyre. The wildness would have to be beaten out of it first. Don’t worry though, that’s being worked on.
It’s too egregious, it has to be ragebait. And you know what, it worked
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•BBC finds electrocuted, drowned and starved cats in online torture groupsEnglish10·7 hours agoYes, the authorities have announced that the issues have been resolved, mission accomplished! (Please clap). Just don’t look behind the curtain back there - er…I mean, everything’s just fine! Nervous laughter
I’M ADDICTED TO THE HUSTLE, THAT RISE AND GRIND LIFESTYLE. I EARN $1000 BEFORE I TAKE MY FIRST SHIT IN THE MORNING. (the big bowl of cocaine for breakfast is completely unrelated, I swear)
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•United Airlines pilot declares mayday, flight makes emergency landing at Washington Dulles airport3·11 hours agoPronounced “cachéed”
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Even mannequins have itchy butts3·11 hours agoI’ve never thought about the accumulated trauma of mannequins before. We must raise awareness!
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Even mannequins have itchy butts2·12 hours agoThe kids gotta learn someday, why not from a trusted adult?
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Even mannequins have itchy butts1·12 hours agoEveryone gotta sniff that sweet sweet booty juice, right guys?.. Guys?
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture2·12 hours agoSofas are on the higher end, they tend to require a bit more courting first.
Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven
Yeah I get it, he’s a good dude and you sound like one too. The only real resentment I harbor is towards our government. Because the military seems to offer the only real path to a life like that if you don’t have the means to get on that track yourself. Plus, it’s such a perilous one, not for everyone. My bil was lucky enough to serve at an allied base during peacetime - he still ended up half-deaf from all the live-fire drills.
It’s already half way to replacing stack overflow and all the other trusty old forums for coding and tech issues. At some point people will stop using the old platforms and that’s when the well will run dry for LLMs, which will have to start consuming their own
refuseerr, content. There’s a looming cliff, and it’s coming up faster than you might think.
My brother in law is an ex-marine, no college and now easily makes 4x what I do. Free network, free training, free career, low-interest loan on his house. I promise I’m not bitter… But if that’s not socialism I don’t know what is.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•🍋No. More. Lemons. 🍋please. [Will Santino]3·3 days agoWe do have a couple lemon stealing whores in this community
So the best way to do capitalism is to have less of it than other nations