Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US
Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US
Is that the one the other Biden (Beau) was the legal defense for?
I wash it down with a big glass of the lemonade that kills you
The older I get, the more vindicated I feel by choosing to completely ignore philosophy as a concept
A whole bunch of his supporters have died since 2016. They were already old and unhealthy and then COVID ran rampant. Maybe that is enough to weaken his hold. Wouldn’t that be funny
Lady ordered “well done WELL DONE” pizzas from dominos. I did the usual +1-2 minutes more in the oven and noticed plenty of burnt cheese and toppings when I boxed it. Lady picked up the food and left. Fifteen minutes later, her redneck husband throws the boxes on the counter, asks for me, and demands I “cook this raw food” and threatens to pulls me over the counter.
So I remake the pizzas and give them an extra +4 minutes (oven only takes 5) to where there was essentially a layer of char across the entire top of the pizza. I drive over and deliver the pizzas. Their son, who I went to school with, is walking around shirtless with a big iron cross tattoo on his chest. They approve the burnt pies and I go on my way, swearing to myself one day I’ll get out of this shithole town
For anyone curious, here’s NPR doing their best to run cover for “The Story Behind Kamala Harris’ Truancy Program”
Passed in 2011, the law allowed district attorneys to charge parents with a misdemeanor if their children missed 10 percent of the school year without a valid reason.
Starfleet never had these issues with their touch screens
At around 13, with no experience outside knowing how to ride a bike, attempted a 6 foot BMX bike jump, the kind with a near-verticle lip. After two bailed attempts, I committed to MORE SPEED on the third try. I went straight up, couldn’t position the bike forward, and fell directly backward onto my unhelmeted head and back onto packed dirt and gravel. Always kind of felt dumber, slower after that day
I thought you were talking about the drone in the screenshot at first lol
More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors
America’s rabid dog continues biting its neighbors. “He’s just misunderstood”
I mean, he was literally in communication with the cops and they gave him carte blanche to open carry an AR into a crowded area, so, basically, yeah
Fella, I handle my business all the time, if you know what I mean
Stuff for adults to argue over that the students will never notice cuz they’re looking at their phones
Still better than the “supporting a family by being shift lead at taco bell” situation that exists in every fast food franchise in America. Basically being on-call 24/7 for $45k/yr
Backbone of society
Mini veyron
Haha I remember this, I was still in high school. My girlfriend’s (boilerplate conservatives) parents were complaining about wasteful government spending and my dad said, “yeah can you believe how much they’ve spent on the Reagan funeral tour?” Shockingly, they didn’t agree
If you disregard the rust, sharp corners, inability to use the bed, quality control x100 and disgusting CEO, the truck is really good at going zoomy tho