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YES I CAN’T LIE I HAVE SQUATTED MY SQUEEN
NOW GRAB THIS OUTSTRETCHED POOP STICK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I guess it’s just when they suddenly pull themselves away from the pearly gates once the referee decides that he’s not having it, and God decides to personally intervene and restore their souls back to them.
The whiplash from the sudden recovery can be jarring
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General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Following nowEnglish
4·1 day agoThat’s true, but Anna’s not my name
Tea party etiquette depends on the customs and accepted standards of behaviour of a given time period and place. 1900 etiquette demonstrated etiquette to be linked with conservative and rigid gender roles.[9] Manners were of utmost importance in the proper conduct of men and women in early tea parties.[9]
There are several rules of etiquette noted during the 19th and 20th centuries. Various rules of etiquette included:
- Learn to be patient[10]
- Restrain your temper[10]
- Refrain from speaking in anger[10]
- Silence is more valuable than speech[10]
That or we’ll discover a new type of anti-wheel
Queens of the Stone Age cracked that code 20 years ago
tetris11@feddit.ukto
Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•It's been fun, but I don't have another migration left in me.English
5·1 day agobut that really doesn’t matter because each user still only gets one vote per post or comment.
where does the policy change actually impact the user then? I guess at maximum we can’t upvote more that 240 things a day (comment or post). I think that’s more than the vast majority of users do per day, right?
every time you take a shit, you need to install a new toilet?
But as you flee, the window jams as you raise it with your foot now stuck in it. You reach for the sink to pull you free, but oh no here comes the hiccups…
Horse in the thumbnail made this funnier
I like to think we’re 2 steps forward and 1 step back kind of species
I like to think we’re 2 steps forward and 1 step back kind of species
Also, despite her regressive beliefs, she wasnt corrupt as far as I can tell. No rumours of dirty money
tetris11@feddit.ukto
Casual UK@feddit.uk•Count Boniface was a Roman general and governor of the diocese of Africa.English
3·2 days agoWow, that got me. Shit, maybe I actually am dyslexic
tetris11@feddit.uktoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Audiobooks are the only thing that keep me sane on my commuteEnglish
1·3 days agothey are trash and they are over priced, but they run predictably. You can bank on making a flight at the airport by taking the train
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Feddit UK@feddit.uk•Former Tory minister Ann Widdecombe dies at 78 - BBC NewsEnglish
4·3 days agoI’ll never forget that Victoria Wood skit about her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0X-dCNUxTYEdit: Oh wow… apparently she was murdered…?
tetris11@feddit.uktoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Audiobooks are the only thing that keep me sane on my commuteEnglish
1·3 days agofun fact: the Honda accord was named after the Bible verse.
Okay it didn’t, but it does come from PIE word for heart:
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I get that whilst also dancing on the idea that perhaps a power user shouldn’t post so much? This is decentralized social media, there really shouldn’t be an aim to maximise here: You post, you like, you don’t like.
If the aim is to farm engagement and thus a “power user” is born, then I suspect their motives or at least implore them to touch grass more often.
I’m making a lot of judgements here, and probably deserve any downvotes I get here - but if your posting habits are indistinguishable from a bot, then question your posting habits