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  • Thelsim

    @thelsim@sh.itjust.works


    Ahhh… progress! No more 2 minute toothbrushing sessions


    Prompt: steampunk photograph, A man in a dinner jacket with open mouth brushing his teeth, donning a steam boiler strapped to a mechanical harness, a brass robotic arm extending from the harness and ending in a toothbrush is brushing the man’s teeth, puffs of steam emanate from the brush, a big black cloud of smoke emanates from the boiler --ar 58:77 --v 6.1

    Introducing the Steam-Operated Tooth-Defender 5000!

    Cast aside the crude scrubbing of yore! Only a true gentleman embraces progress by strapping a finely crafted 20-pound boiler to his chest. Simply fill it with coal, ignite the furnace, and within 30 short minutes, experience a tooth-cleaning routine unmatched in sophistication!

    Why settle for peasant tools when you can bask in the artistry of brass gears and hissing steam? Yes, the procedure is lengthy, but such is the price of standing at the forefront of modernity. Only a man of taste dares to proclaim, “I brush with the power of steam!

    Secure your Tooth-Defender 5000 today and join the vanguard of progress!