Archaeologist 1: Hmm, I don’t think this element is actually ancient. Looks like a garbage bin lid or some wheel cap…
Archaeologist 2: Oh, just nobody cares. Here, see? Looks like it was holding on that chainmail by design.
Archaeologist 1: Looks ugly. And those Philips screws don’t help
Archaeologist 2: You’re full of shit. Even more than those idiots who visit museums to look at the garbage. Pfah…

Phone? No. But the CEO’s yacht is.

Poor kids.
(In my native language KOSA sounds like “goat”)

Import emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!

Sun(looks more like some religious symbol) over the kennel, stinky bread and burning ass? I’ve seen worse.

Somalia representatives: Eh? We came to talk about piracy, not about customers’ rights!

So Kansas really believes in 300 billion? They believe that Trump will give anyone money? I suggest to rename Kansas in Dumbass when they get tired of being called Iran.

Depends on the software part. If there will be freedom of compiling\installing arbitrary software then yes. I’m sure in this case it would be full of very interesting things in no time. But if it would be “fenced” like META does with their VR headsets, then those glasses would be almost useless.

Failed aircraft fall.

People do not hate glasses. All that hatred exists only in small hysteria bubble. Put a $100 price on them and in a few days half of people would use them.

Hates? No. Not even near. Just cannot afford.

Who is Snap?

… 15 bunkers and a dozen NATO generals.
Konashenkov (not sure about name, I haven’t heard about him lately) isn’t here but Konashenkov-style reports are still in produce.

Yes, only already rich should have an ability to use capital. Peons should be stripped of even theoretical possibility to get any capital-tier sum. Only gas and bread money.

Trump: but they have learned to kiss my ass perfectly well!

No, it is not. It is a normal state of things from now on.

Nice. Can I use your printer?

At least it was a war. Imagine having a Department of Special Military Operations.

Why should we be interested though? It is a pile of untested code that doesn’t do anything useful even if it works.

That survey was held in Konzentrationslager? Because I find it hard to believe in this bullshit.