• @Muscar
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    143 months ago

    “I’d like the whole pornhub library in DVD format please”

    “Alright, that’ll be five billion dollars with the 3 for $19 deal, the receipt will be delivered to your home address, will take years to print and cost another couple of hundreds of million just for the paper, we’ll set up infrastructure to transport it free or charge. Do you want to take it all with you now or place an order for 5 truckfuls of DVDs a day for the rest of your life?”