“I have also made women icky so they have to go hide in a tent for 1/4 of their life”
Okay whatever weirdo.
“I have created shell fish! Do not eat them!”
Strong agree here sea bugs are gross. Point; god
“Hey, this is a mixed residential area! Zoning prohibits buildings over three stories! Aight you little shits try building a skyscraper when half of you speak swahili and the other half speak dutch!”
Does seem like a bit of a self own.
“I have created man and woman!”
“I have also made women icky so they have to go hide in a tent for 1/4 of their life”
Okay whatever weirdo.
“I have created shell fish! Do not eat them!”
Strong agree here sea bugs are gross. Point; god
“Hey, this is a mixed residential area! Zoning prohibits buildings over three stories! Aight you little shits try building a skyscraper when half of you speak swahili and the other half speak dutch!”
Petty, but funny. God win.
I love me some clams. But a good chunk of those religious dietary restrictions were made with solid reasoning.
“Don’t Eat Shellfish” is the ancient world equivalent of “Don’t ride in a helicopter”