• Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    281 month ago

    “I have created man and woman!”

    “I have also made women icky so they have to go hide in a tent for 1/4 of their life”

    Okay whatever weirdo.

    “I have created shell fish! Do not eat them!”

    Strong agree here sea bugs are gross. Point; god

    “Hey, this is a mixed residential area! Zoning prohibits buildings over three stories! Aight you little shits try building a skyscraper when half of you speak swahili and the other half speak dutch!”

    Petty, but funny. God win.

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      91 month ago

      I love me some clams. But a good chunk of those religious dietary restrictions were made with solid reasoning.

      • Dessa [she/her]
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        1 month ago

        “Don’t Eat Shellfish” is the ancient world equivalent of “Don’t ride in a helicopter”