@merari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days agoHowdy, Y'all fellow americans!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1809arrow-down129
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minus-square@CptEnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish111•7 days agoAmericans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
minus-square@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 days agopickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive
minus-square@OR3X@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish42•7 days agoJokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish29•7 days ago I don’t own a tractor So you rent or lease one?
minus-square@merari42@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglish11•7 days agoAs a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
minus-square@blazeknave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•6 days agoAnd pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
minus-square@SkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•6 days agoI sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
minus-square@esc27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish24•7 days agoMud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
minus-square@thesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish18•7 days agoThe one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.
Americans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
pickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive
Jokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
So you rent or lease one?
As a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
And pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
I sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
I just borrow my Dad’s, tyvm.
Mud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
Your lips to God’s ears
The one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.