Parce-que non, s’il vous plait, je ne parle pas francais

This dialogue actually works perfectly if you read all characters in the same exaggerated male 1950’s continental accent.

… But hopefully none of them are hard up enough to have to settle for Mark Robinson.

I am too polite to ogle a lady in public, good heavens!

I assume it was a TPK? :(

He looks like Grandma

He didn’t really call for it though… He just vaguely said that if it was true, it should be investigated - in a way that doesn’t commit him to action.

Yes, AND nationalize spaceX

Win some, lose some

I would have assumed this was an edited real photo rather than fully generated. The only real tell I can see is the metal slats in the tent roof being a little bit non-euclidean.

The erection won’t do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

B

Honestly, I’m not even a furry but it has to be exhilarating to be a big wolf or cat.

The third person destroys the sacred intimacy of the bucket ritual.

That’s how it always starts, then the nerds get hold of it

Inappropriate use of vowels, 10 yard penalty for the defense

Are you SURE it’s not…?

I don’t want to have a popcorn bucket 3-way :(

Not enough people yet