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  • @ohmesocorny
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    71 year ago

    Likewise…

    What do you call a man swimming with no arms, no legs?

    Clever dick.

    • TrinityTek
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      51 year ago

      Wrong, that’s Bob.

      What do you call the same man in the hot tub?

      Stew.

      • qprimed
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        41 year ago

        floating would be Bob.

        actually swimming under propulsion… thats pretty clever, right?

  • Melkath
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    71 year ago

    What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, lying in front of the door?

    Matt.

  • @LostGuide@lemmy.ca
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    41 year ago

    What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs?

    Whatever you want. He’s not going to come anyways.

  • @MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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    41 year ago

    What do you call a man in the water with no arms and no legs, no boat and no other ability to swim or float?

    “The drowning victim”