LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net to science@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThe Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrongwww.scientificamerican.comexternal-linkmessage-square193fedilinkarrow-up1379arrow-down153file-textcross-posted to: science@beehaw.orgarchaeology@mander.xyznews@lemmy.world
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minus-squareoyo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·1 month agoMy theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoWouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
minus-squareSquizzy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoHave you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoNo, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoSo the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoHe means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoCan confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
minus-squareifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoHow hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoStrong enough to crush coal into diamond.
minus-squareifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoGet that diamond dick brother
My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
Obvs strongest penis grip.
So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.
Get that diamond dick brother