I’m an amazing shot but I don’t suffer from main character syndrome, so I’d be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.
My real use will probably in tech and mechanical/electronic engineering.
But if it’s entirely my choice - I’ll go pick tasty berries for everyone to eat.
Doing a whiteface minstrel show.
I’m the guy forcing all of the poets to mine coal and all of the coal miners to write poetry.
Daily provider of minimum one (1) cool bug that I found outside
closet liberal
I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it’s vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.
Last time I had chili at the hexbear compound it was too spicy, and when I asked for milk you gave me soy milk and I said “nooo it doesn’t gave the enzyme that disables capsaicin!” and you all called me a milkboy nerd while I cried into my chili.
give everyone cookies and soy milk :niko-happy:
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I literally grow beans for a living now so growing beans
The king! The king has revealed themselves!
I’ll be making liquor. There’s a good chance I end up consuming a large chunk of it though
Same but with growing weed
I am going to be making r/prisonhooch so proud with the amount of highly questionable alcohol i’ll be making
You ever make skeeter pee? Not the worst thing I’ve ever drank
no but i should. i really want to try and make umqombothi one of these days
umqombothi
Oh that’s interesting. Sounds kinda like South American chicha corn beer.
Skeeter pee is super easy to make and almost tastes good.
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