SSJ3Marx [he/him]

What up chat its ya boi the Rizzler, and today were gonna be skibidin on the Ohio River while we play some Fortnite on my new iPhone 13 Pro Max, but wait there’s more, were gonna be using my new XBOX series S controller with the new haptic feedback, now lets get this party started with some “Bussin Bussin Bussin” on the dance floor, so don’t forget to hit that like button and subscribe to my channel, and if you do I’ll give you a shoutout in my next video, and don’t forget to follow me on Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter, and to use promo code “RIZZLER” to get a 10% discount on your next purchase on my TikTok shop. Oh shit look out the front window of the car it’s Mr Beast and his new Tesla Model X with a custom wrap, I’ve got to pull up on him, so let’s get some bangers going in the car to impress him, oh wait he’s got a girl with him so let’s turn down that music. “Yo what’s up bro you’re that Rizzler guy right, yeah dude I’m a huge fan of yours, you were the one who inspired me to get into YouTube” haha yeah BLAT BLAT BLAT I just mass shot the Mr Beast crew and took his new Tesla Model X with the custom wrap now lets get out of here before the cops get here, so let’s crank up this shit to some Skrillex, oh wait the cops are behind me, “This is Officer Kyle Rittenhouse you’re under arrest for murdering Mr Beast” sorry officer but I’m not stopping for no one, you better run to your squad car and hop on your two way radio and call for some backup because we’re about to have a high speed chase on our hands. “Dispatch, dispatch, come in, this is car 1312 in pursuit of the Rizzler, suspect is armed and dangerous and considered a threat to society, please send backup immediately, I repeat immediately” “10-4 car 1312, we have a bird in the air, and a roadblock at exit 12” oh shit I got a police helicopter on my tail now so let’s do a 360 donut in this empty intersection, while I do this donut and hit this vape don’t forget to leave a comment down below if you think I’m gonna get out of this one alive kappa annd don’t forget to subscribe to me second channel where we’ll be rizzing up Mr Beast’s ghost at 3AM.

I would definitely get my ass kicked for laughing if I saw this live, but it would be worth it.

It’s finally safe to release a let’s play at .8 fps with your laptop fan achieving supersonic tip speed!

Is having your face illuminated by the warm light of the setting sun soy?

I also want to add that I think that once Trump kicks it the Republican party is going to start a civil war on itself between the QAnoners, the Peter Thiel cult, and the wave of former “never Trump” types in the suburbs who have gone to the Dems but will go right back at the earliest opportunity. Vance wins the election, then will try to unite the factions and fail spectacularly, and people will be calling him a lame duck six months into his term. The R’s won’t be able to unite in 2028 so the Dems will have to work extra hard to throw that election, but in the 2030s I think Thiel will win out by converting a critical mass of QAnoners into true believers who think that Chat GPT’s latest model is a general artificial intelligence and the former never Trumpers won’t have any problem with the party being run by right wing tech bros.

And the celebrities are only there cuz the people are there, chomping at the bit to see a social media manager tweet out a commercial for Beetlejuice 3. The only way mass migration to another platform happens is if Twitter genuinely goes offline for a sustained period.

JD Vance is dreaming of this every hour on the hour.

I can’t remember if this is actually canon or if it’s a throwaway line in the Abridged dub but I think Trunks’ time machine in DBZ works like this. He shows up super early to Frieza and Cooler landing on Earth, and then shows up super late to the fight with the Androids.

I’m the guy forcing all of the poets to mine coal and all of the coal miners to write poetry.

…is Pocahontas rated low in America? Seems to me she’s kind of a folk hero.

edit: oh wait was he talking about ? lmao

It’s arguing with libs and sending them pictures of a pig pooping on its balls. Never forget the roots of our power posting!

And this… is to go… even further beyond!

Like obviously he deserves much worse, but the revelation that he’s just a racist old man who barely has context and is being shuffled from one appointment to another made me feel a little bad. We should institute a forced retirement age, seriously.

Also for pointing out that the genocide is extremely unpopular and that Kamala could pick up points in swing states if she did literally anything against it.

I hate basically all seafood. Tastes like ocean water even when it’s allegedly good.

Something that can fight solo, but with my social skills maxxed out. Picked up this habit because of Bioware RPGs I’m sure, because I didn’t want to miss dialogue options but I also didn’t want the game’s boss fights or sections where you don’t have party members to completely screw me over. Jedi Guardian in KOTOR, Paladin in Baldur’s Gate, Guns/Medicine/Speech in Fallout, etc.

In MMOs I play tank all the time every time. Why? Because the tank is inarguably the protagonist of the party. Every other player is a member of the supporting cast, following ME as I go on my epic adventure. The instant dungeon queues are nice too.

The pan doesn’t instantly get cold when you pick it up for two seconds to shake your stir fry around. And if it’s really such a problem then leave the pan on the stove top and stir with a wooden spoon or something.

Brudda my very simple point is that if you haven’t spent a significant amount of time working with electric/induction - as you have with gas - then you can’t confidently make the assertion that you’re making. Every single thing you mentioned except for the burners working during a power outage is an issue that you might not have if you spent the time getting used to it, and in this case the effort required to get used to it will literally add years onto your life because you’ll be huffing fewer toxic fumes.

It would be so funny if, after all this, Netanyahu ends up getting couped because the IOF is only willing to fight civillians and lob artillery over the border.

Im a professional cook and I’ve cooked more in the last year alone than most of y’all will in your lives

Okay, but have you done a similar amount of cooking on induction as you have on gas? Have you been in a professional kitchen where all of the appliances used electric? Have you actually ruled out that gas is better or is it just your totally unscientific preference?

I was a professional cook too before I left that toxic ass industry, btw.