(Please don’t ban me. If this is the wrong place for this post, then can you tell me where I can output in this manner. I just have funny tales that I want to share.)

I was in the casino, and, very nervous, I went all in with 2nd pair and shit my pants. Because I didn’t know where the toilet was, some of it slopped out down my leg, and onto the floor whilst I was searching for the bog. It was OK though, fortunately they had those push up ceiling tiles in the toilet, so I hid my shitstained pants there, and flicked a bit of water onto my arse and got some paper to dry, and was back in buisness.

I may retrieve those pants. I think they would be safe to manoeuvre with.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    I don’t think poop jokes resonate very well on any of the Lemmy communities I’ve seen.

    Also, if you’re accidentally pooping your pants so hard that it falls down your pant leg and onto the floor, you may want to consider getting a medical opinion or at least doing some pelvic floor exercises. That’s concerning.