I saw #Recount2024 trending and … yeah. Blue MAGA everyone.
Did that single voting machine cause Harris to lose all seven swing states?
embarrassing. They’ll do anything but admit they were too right-wingDoubly embarrassing because we know exactly what they would do if they legitimately should question an election’s results, because we saw it 24 years ago. Roll over
I’m okay with this one though. This one is funny and potentially productive.
The lib brain literally cannot cope with this having happened. Like, there is no lib solution to this problem. Stay tuned!
True hallmark of a failstate is when the ruling parties waste everyone’s time and resources, investigating and litigating each other instead of improving people’s lives
It’s the AmeriKKKan way™️
LIB JANUARY 6
LIB JANUARY 6
LIB JANUARY 6
PUSSY HAT VIA GETTY LET’S GOOOOOOOTrump dies during a lib Jan 6th and a civil war breaks out is on someone’s parlay somewhere out there as a 1:1,000,000 payout and they put $10,000 on it.
tbh its hardly unthinkable that the republicans would do mass voter fraud, like i haven’t seen any proper evidence that they did but its not unbelievable
Even if they did, the election was not remotely close. To suggest that such a relatively huge portion of the vote is fake (if you are thereby contesting the results) seems silly.
believing it to manifest a liberal January 6th
Yeah where they show up outside the capital with signs that say “shame” and go home
Even if they did, the election was not remotely close
Funniest outcome tbh. reps doing mass voter fraud but it turns out it literally did not matter because of how hard the Dems ate shit
Eh, if the libs want to genuinely try to do the right thing; I say let em. Even if its silly.
Not even on the actual shit.
The Dems should demand everyone who took part in musks vote buying should have their ballots tossed out. And put musk in jail.
They won’t do that.
And put musk in jail.
Or just
him. SCOTUS said it’s totally cool.But it would be funnier if he makes a dramatic stand and attempts to flee arrest by flying into space.
You mean like the Spanish Space Program, right?
access to connectivity was improved
Ridiculous that these machines are connected to the internet at all. Or that there are machines involved in this process in the first place. USA is such a funny little country.
edit, nevermind, it isn’t the voting machines directly connected to the net: https://xcancel.com/jennycohn1/status/1855679445212029200 gonna leave my smarmy comment as is though. electronic voting machines just for the sake of it has been a shit decision since they were first introduced and it’s very strange to me that the process hasn’t reverted to purely paper ballots at some point since then.
it’s very strange to me that the process hasn’t reverted to purely paper ballots at some point since then.
It’s not strange if you imagine a scenario in which they would want to manipulate something, but have so far chosen not to.
Start the steal!
Start the steal!
Start the steal!
Unironically this was a top comment on the election megapost the night trump won on r/neoliberal
It would be fucking hilarious if they did.
Like, we know that all of the most egregious forms of voter fraud in the past few elections have been from right wingers trying to do what right wing media has been telling them liberals do - voting on behalf of dead relatives, voting in multiple polling stations, etc.
So what if that shit goes all the way to the top, and the reality is that voter turnout is even lower than we thought, because Trump spoofed himself millions of votes?
(I don’t think this is likely or even necessarily possible, just that it would be funny)
I’m pretty sure thats what they’re doing, not because we constantly caught them like twice a day for the month leading up to the election, but because they’re so god damn loud accusing everyone else of it.
I’d also believe they won fair or by the rigged-but-agreed rules, and kept cheating anyway. Kinda hoping that’s what happened, and also the dems push it.
they did it in 2004, but that was only in one state
BlueAnon is certain to be more dangerous and less entertaining Q-anon.
Some Q Anon guy smoked a mob boss in New York, so I’ll reserve my judgment for now
If a lib shooter kills elon im buying a pussy hat
As far as I know, the Liberal Driller still roams the streets of America in his Prius
Hes deliberately driving slowly in front of any cybertruck
Voting doesn’t need machines.
Voting machines doesn’t need internet connection.
Reject modern bazinga voting, retvrn to hand counted paper ballots.
I have lib friends who believe that stuff. It’s hard to know what to say in response because like it’s obviously not true but I guess it’s how they’re coping. Fortunately I’m not the only one in the group pushing back on it.
Kamala Harris is so not worth doing a conspiracy theory over.
Why didn’t they rig the house and Senate races too? Who cares if its “to obvious” of they had 100% Republicans in congress, who’s going to investigate them? Themselves?
The clear answer is that enough dems showed up to the polls to vote down ballot but not for kamala. They either left it blank or voted 3rd party.
You’re right, but the real answer is they didn’t rig the senate races because the libs aren’t emotionally invested in the senate races, so it’s not as compelling as a story.
Yeah I’ve got a friend leaning into this shit, I think they were just so convinced Trump was going to lose they can’t process the results.
Mirroring behavior’s become a lot more common lately, sometimes in a naked tit-for-tat fashion. I was ahead of the curve.
Regrettably, though, mere imitation will never succeed - As the dems fail by chasing right wing policy and discarded neocons, so too will the directionless adoption of belligerence for belligerence’s sake. Shit, that’s how I ended up here.
naked tit
Yeah I have some family who believe this. They’re kind of young so I just chalk it up as copium.
Vice President, a question: What is your message to progressive voters looking for change?
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