Whenever some asks ‘What would Jesus do?’ remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.
He came not to be served, but to serve…
…,you your own ass!
The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.
“Turn the other cheek” practice.
A man only has two cheeks. After that, it’s clobbering time!
He gonna be distributing PAIN
Show up at 6:00 to find out!
And on the 7th day, god said, “I’m going to beat the living shit out of you, bro”
No on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
Gonna kick your ass after church dude, because you’re wrong
See ya next Monday.
LOL, idk why this made me laugh so hard, but it really did. Well done.
Oh… fighting huh.
Fightin’ the good fight
It’s for a 13 person gangbang, Last Supper reenactment.
“Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids.”
No! It’s a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.
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Chof God!
This fahking guy keeps trying to kiss my cheeks again! Cmon man! Its 6pm! I’ll see you outside in the parking lot!