I can’t blame them. Robots won’t vote to legislate their fetuses.
…yet
Excited for automated Twitter handles to finally receive full enfranchisement.
robots also won’t defend anyone’s rights
For people not from the UK: The Sun is a bad joke of a publication. I would recommend reading some of their articles if you’re in the mood for a good laugh…but I don’t really want them to get the clicks.
Now for the sad part: this is one of the most widely circulated news publications in the UK and people seem to read it seriously.
We’ve got plenty of Murdoch Press in the States. You don’t have to explain what a shitty right-wing tabloid is.
If “Robot” includes vibrators of all variations this might already be true
I mean, if you count vibrators…
Are there “AI” vibrators already?
No one mentioned AI, and also I don’t know.
So after the 3…2…1… No more happy new year. It is fuckfest25. I m in plx
Less than 48 hours to go before woman get to have sex with ROBOTS
Siiiiigh. unzip
Be patient.
Let us practice!
googles “how to become a robot” furiously
How to Become Robot?
As luck would have it I’m selling Become robot in 28 days beginners guide for £29.95 plus Postage and Packaging.
Simple, use r9k
Futurama imagined old phone booths would be re-purposed into suicide booths but apparently other services could be offered while on lunch break.
Data, you are fully functional, aren’t you?
Amazing!! My time to shine (my chrome plating)
I’ve been told I pass as chrome, but I feel like taking advantage of that this coming week would be ethically indefensible.
The robot looks so bored, I feel it bro. We’re just tools for some people.
Want some get some. I’m so tired from my 3 part time jobs I don’t even have the energy to take on a 4th one… giving blowjobs
What’s the next scare? FFS, people, relax.
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If you count anything with a battery/plug as a robot that may not be too far fetched.
By that definition, I would say they reached that milestone quite a while ago.
Grandpa with a pace-maker is gonna be happy!
