Oh thanks a lot. My new year’s resolution was to quit porn, after seeing the sexy strawberry pop tart lady I immeditely and violently had to go at myself whilst staring into her gorgeous sugar laden eye-tarts.
As someone else on the train, it was disturbing to see.
should have marked it nsfw
You can’t just mark a whole train NSFW
Can’t blame you there. I’d pop that tart.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I’m the gift that keeps on giving.
Ugh. Reddit’s that way…
Some might say this is pop art
And that’s probably the most unique thing I’m going to see this morning with no judgement made one direction or the other.
What SCP is this?
173-99
Who said you could post a pic of my custom real doll
I wish more flavors came in unfrosted. The unfrosted ones are the best.
I’m pretty sure those are frosted cherry
I second this observation. The sprinkles appear to be red and the filling is darker than strawberry usually looks.
Krikey, we just found a certified pop tart conessieur out in the wild!
I knew this was coming.
Cherry? At least they went to good use then.
Gr-grab her by the poptart?
Unfrosted blueberry all the way
the perfect woman
Gotta be somebodys kink
This might be doing something for me
Totally understandable, it’s the best poptart flavor
WTF
