Just horrible in every way.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2908-Kennedy-Ave-Grand-Junction-CO-81504/13953108_zpid/
They must’ve forgot to put a wall
The high ceilings add to the open and airy ambiance, while the living room takes center stage with a stripper pole for entertainment and a 10-person hot tub, perfect for relaxing or hosting unforgettable gatherings.
I know, but in the kitchen. Really. There’s sanitary issues.
It is only theoretically a kitchen:
The kitchen, while cozy, is functional and ideal for preparing quick meals.
I’d suggest you reframe your thinking - that’s the main sex room with somewhere to prepare intercoital snacks.
You’d be surprised.
They needed a kitchen to meet the conditions of occupancy permit.
You know… that’s probably all it is…
This is a bachelor party/weirdo sex thing rental space, and basically nothing else, isn’t it…? Or at least that’s what whatever dumbass designed it to be…
I assume it is built for profit generation, it is a $1.5m 2000sqft house in Grand Junction with a destroyed building next to it. Not that I would be interested, but it would be a pretty ideal place for a wild bachelor party or hedonistic hootenanny.
I just find it hard to see where the ROI rental price would be sane for the market in that area. The median income of that area is $35k with a stable population of 69k(nice) and median home value of $470k, they have one strip club that is only as good as the oilfields are doing and a small swingers population as far as I can tell.
Maybe their idea is being a stop over spot between Vegas and the front range or SLC?
The lot is already planned to have townhouses. That’s where the profit comes from to put a Ferrari in the garage that you can look at from the hot tub but never drive.
Well, that explains why there’s no fridge, or even space reserved to put one in.
I’m more concerned about the acoustic issues to be honest.
And really just the complete unsexiness of this space on every level
I think you’re forgetting just how much porn is set in a kitchen!
And now I wonder how many of those kitchens were in an actual residence that was being rented out.
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A person who wants to have more sex than he’s getting. I’m going out on a limb here assuming it’s a he.
You can’t do it in the tub. Besides whatever sanitary issues you might be thinking, having sex in water sounds more fun in your head than it is in reality. It tends to wash away all the natural lubricant and just doesn’t work. Doing oral on someone sitting on the edge works, but that’s about it.
Having sex on the hard tile floor next to it is super uncomfortable. Probably have issues getting a foothold, especially if you’re fresh out of the hot tub. Maybe do that once.
Having sex standing up is fun every once in a while, but not on the regular unless you’re really into that.
This is how you design a sex room when you haven’t had very much sex, especially not sex in kinky locations.
This is correct , we have a two person hot tub and sex is not something we do in it. We can just wait till we are out of it and have sex. Water ≠ lube
We did the hot tub on our honeymoon and really enjoyed it, but that was our only time. Haven’t gotten back to a place with a private one and just the two of us since then, unfortunately. It significantly increased my desire to buy one but I’d probably have to move someplace without neighbors to enjoy it that way.
Orgy house was the first thing I tough.
The house that Dogecoin built.
This building was designed to make a statement and that statement is “I have tech money.” A detail that jumped out at me is the garage is connected to the kitchen via a large glass door; the cars parked therein are meant to be part of the decor of the house.
The state of the place makes another statement, and that statement is “I very suddenly don’t have tech money anymore.” The building itself looks 99.9% finished, there’s some wires hanging out of a wall in one picture which makes me think there should have been another television installed or something, and work on the yard was abandoned pretty early on. I doubt the guy who ordered this monstrosity has spent a single afternoon here before his stocks collapsed and/or he went to jail for wire fraud or something. Seller is a tech brosn’t.
I did think maybe young athlete.
Not planning on having kids any time soon, more money than they really know what to do with, basketball hoop IN the garage, lots of screens…
For when you just gotta relax in a hot tub while watching a movie while your strippers dance on a pole and cook you dinner by the light of a chandelier and you also need rapid access to your small aircraft that fits in your garage.
I’m pretty sure that garage is designed to house and display 2 to 4 exotic cars. The big plate glass doors into the kitchen say to me “I wanna be able to see my Ferrari from the hot tub.”
It’s so the “companion” can see the exotic cars while she’s riding the guy in the hot tub and remind herself why she’s suffering through this ordeal, keeping focused on the large cash payout and continuing to pretend enjoying what she’s doing.
Tbone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch’s grape
Swimtertaining
… It’s a drive-through garage.
Is that a porn house?
It has a stripper pole in the kitchen
A vegas height stripper pole
I didn’t even notice that!
And why is there parking space for like 200 cars outside?
Airbnb party house.
The neighbors have probably tried to burn it down.
Is no one going to mention the horrific slip risk on that marble tile? Stepping on that with wet feet is a TBI waiting to happen
my first thought was “oh joys finally i can crack open my skull outside of the bathroom!”
Not to mention the gap between the Jacuzzi and the floor - someone’s going to trip and break a leg!
I’m hoping there’s a drain down there as well.
Is that a stripper pole on the middle?
I was literally just thinking that. Must’ve been built by a rich guy who likes maids and twitch streamers
I mean I’d be up for entertainment from maids and twitch streamers…
But I also wouldn’t create this grand room of hazards with the hopes of paying some of those women to entertain me. Seems excessive.
Actually, now that I think about it more, its weird to me that anyone would actually be entertained by whatever it is the designer was hoping to accomplish here. If it were me, I’d be far to paranoid someone would slip and die, or the inevitable flying booze would ignite on the stove. And to add to it, what is that entertaining about watching maids and twitch streamers do whatever this guy was thinking? Did he lose his dick so this is the closest thing he can get to what he used to feel with a woman?
And now that I’m done thinking about that I’m realizing the answer is far more obvious: cocaine. It’s the cocaine.
for once i think i know a valid use-case for mcmansions, all that openness actually makes sense if you want a bunch of naked people milling around for your enjoyment
I guess, but you could at least have counters, or maybe a railing, or hell, even steps. Or giant acrylic walls? Something to distinguish “general areas” to be aware of?
And now you can be that rich bloke for a measly $1.5mil (USD, I’m assuming).
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I think you’re supposed to swing around on it to dry off.
Not if you swing properly…
The Zillow description straight up calls it a stripper pole.
is the stripper pole load bearing?
also if i didn’t know any better i would say that thing in front of the pool is a folding bed so the room also counts as one of the spacious bedrooms they advertise on zillow. but it’s hard to tell even with the listing and the additional photos. one benefit of the listing is seeing that the other massive room is an indoor basketball court though.
is the stripper pole load bearing?
That may depend on the user.
Looks like a mechanically deployed cover for the hot tub to me
reality is often worse than fantasy. i choose multi-track drifting instead.
Jakscuse me?
It’s wild that this room is basically the entire living space. There are two small bedrooms and bathrooms, and then this. They list the kitchen separately but if I’m interpreting the dimensions correctly it’s a 20x24 foot room with a kitchenette, a stripper pole, and a ten-person hot tub. And 8 TVs, 6 of them in the middle of the main window, although I suspect they might be photoshopped in.
No one even commenting on the bathroom. Three miles of countertop for two sinks. A giant bathtub nook with an expensive but rather small tub.
Yeah, Im 40 years old. Im not doing my coke off the toilet seat anymore I have dignity. And back problems.
That is by far the worst use of 2,000+ sqft I’ve ever seen.
And I’m actively house hunting for around that size, so I’ve seen some… interesting spaces.
You obviously don’t sous vide much.
Someone who has never cooked a meal designed that kitchen
Why has no one mentioned that there’s no refrigerator?! Plus to get to the top shelves of those cabinets, you’d need a 20-foot tall ladder!
A basketball hoop in the garage? A kitchen with cabinets so high up you’ll need a ladder? And only $1.5 million dollars!
$1.5M, but on a 1.6 acre lot that’s already subdivided for townhomes. If you have the cash, you could probably make money on this deal, and that’s probably the best selling point.
I feel like I’d want to just tear this monstrosity down and start again. You could gut it, but there’s nothing to gut! Building houses on the rest of the property and selling them seems to be where the value is, but in western Colorado would you really make enough building and selling the other 11(?) houses to justify $1.5M for 1.6 acres? I’m not sure the price for that much land is that high in my town and we’re a high growth area that keeps being named one of the best places to live in the US!
