https://nitter.net/WhiteHouse/status/1892295984928993698#m
*Nitter mirror. Don’t link directly to that shit stain of a site
We need to appropriate this image and post it every time an airplane crashes or eggs go up 0.25.
Every time they fire a critical public safety team then scramble to try to rehire them.
This needs to be our image now.
Like this? Would look better if the crown was replaced with a jester hat
You know the Biden “I did that stickers”? Im so very very tempted to print those but with elon hitting the heil and cover each old one up.
I think I’m gonna do shrooms since I cannot do this bullshit anymore. Where the fuck is the world heading… :(
If the goal of taking shrooms is to forget about what’s happening around the world despite our human potential or the pain of every day life; might I recommend something like meth or heroin instead?
Shrooms at this point will probably just open your mind up to the really dark thoughts you’re subconsciously suppressing and make you more depressed. Tripping on shrooms isn’t something that heals you, it’s the changes you make after the trip that matter.
Also, I’m kidding about doing meth or heroin. Don’t.
Yeah, just do pot. It’s safe and should get your mind off things pretty effectively.
The words hell in a handbasket come to mind.
Just IMAGINE if Obama did this? Isn’t it crazy??
You can have a democratically elected king. It’s only not a democracy when the king decides who takes the throne after them, instead of having an election. We have a Democratic Kingdom, say it with me phonetically -Dema-kratik-king-dumb-. Did we want this? I dont fuckin know… a majority kept voting for it so we the people must have fuckin wanted it. What is dead however, is the republic. Ain’t no one representing you, you just vote people into a throne.
Something something taxation without representation something revosuiton something
Why does he even have a say in whatever congestion pricing is for a specific city?
He’s arguing that it’s because federally funded highways go into the city.
Americans bow to no king.
Some Americans bow to the king, actually quite a lot of them.
America is wild man. You’ve got a dictator doing what ever he wants and then you’ve got states suing, I don’t even know who they’re suing (Trump?), judges blocking orders and stuff.
seperation of powers would do wonders there, although the elites would argue it suppresses the rights of the people or whatever jargon they have left.
Yaa like Trump has ever been on or near public transit. He doesn’t believe in it either
To be fair public transit would be a lot less appealing if you would meet people like Trump or Musk on there.
Who called 249 years til they get a king again?
It’ll be remarkable if he doesn’t get assassinated in the next few years.
That’s a terrible awful thing, don’t give people ideas. Don’t keep posting that everywhere and getting it in people’s heads. Don’t remind people that there is so few billionaires compared to common folks that it would be almost trivial to accomplish with large majority support
It would be a shame if any of that got into his hamberders
He and Elon should keep making public appearances together.
Elon Musk’s next public appearance:
Trump is going to start wearing Baron as a hat next, following in Elon’s footsteps.
lol as if he could carry any more weight and not just topple the fuck over like a traffic cone stood on its head
Im pretty sure Baron can just throw Trump at this point, kid is fucking massive.
I was full of sympathy for that kid until I found out he’s possibly been torturing and killing animals. From his supposed former behavioral therapist. It seems like he might have been lying though. He does have a photo of him with Barron and some other kids. I’m not going to link because I don’t have to spread possible misinformation.
I don’t know what to think. I hate living in the post-truth world.
The sad part for me was hearing his “I like my sootcase” viral clip. That kid has a strong Slovenian accent, and the only person around him with that accent is his mother. Even if she was his primary caretaker, his accent would have been dulled by the fact that he’s around so many Americans with American accents… But nope, that accent is every bit as strong as his mother’s. The poor kid likely never gets attention from anyone except Melania. He has almost certainly been isolated from everyone around him for a long time, because he has really only picked up on his mother’s accent.
And that kind of isolation will wreak havoc on a developing child.
Idk, I think its kinda nice, it shows that she actually spent time around him and so cared for him. Maybe she’s not a psychopath like trump or she would’ve farmed the kids out to nanny’s.
Then they’ll put on a trench coat and try to sneak into a movie theater in a Far Side comic.
Elon will be the one who assassinates him.
That assumes a level of competency I doubt musk is capable of.
Why would he? Is JD Vance more likely to put up with his BS?
Problem is, it won’t be someone trying to restore democracy. It’ll be someone else trying to take the throne.
That’s why they constantly surround themselves with children.
At some point people won’t care anymore, plenty of children were killed because they were part of the royal family of their country.
Or , you know, shot in school.
Tell that to the Romanovs
Putin seems to be well guarded. I see no reason why Trump wouldn’t be the same.
This is not an endorsement of violence against any government official.
putin also periodically moves between his bunkers in the urals and foritfied palaces often, and alway keep his staff at a 40m table.
Disappointing, more like
We don’t have that long.
He wont be, because every american, whom isn’t trying to do it or organizing the deed, is either a pussy and/or a moron. If an american reads this and think “surely danekrae doesn’t mean me, I voted against the rapist”… Yes, you.
Edit: See… Morons. “I’ll downvote, that’ll show them”
People who use “whom” but use it incorrectly deserve downvotes.
Just so you’re aware, people aren’t downvoting “to show you.” They’re downvoting because your comment is stupid. You can try to make yourself think the downvotes are actual validation if you want, but they aren’t. It’s people who think you’re an idiot. Whether it happens are not, it isn’t because there’s no one in the US (or world) who isn’t a pussy who’d be willing to do it. There’s plenty of reasons people won’t/haven’t/shouldn’t assassinate him.
I’m just impressed this guy knows every American well enough to say this.
They must be one of those doge hackers!
My mom says I’m cool.
So edgy
I mean you guys can try voting him out next election if the assassination idea doesn’t work out
Well, he did just take over the Federal Elections Commission and every red state has pledged undying loyalty to him… so… yeah… not sure how great our elections are going to be in the future.
If American democracy still exists in four years, he won’t be eligible to run in the next election to begin with.
If it doesn’t, voting him out obviously wouldn’t work.
Just to check, because I’m no longer sure:
Is this real?
Yes. Satire sites are obsolete these days.
If I had a time machine, the first thing I would tell our past selves is exactly that.
Click the link. Absurdly, it is real.
So is it time for 1788 France now?
Yes
Great, so the Cheeto declared himself King now. I’m trying to remember what people did to resolve the problems with kings in the past…
Something in French.
On i’ll fait comme le français!!!
LOL
Kill the king, feed the people. Death to the American monarchy.
In the old times the king bore the failures of his kingdom. They chopped him up and put the parts around the borders for protection and watered the crops with his blood. Just sayin.
Actually good that Trump put that in the world. It might be the last facet of reality that people can share. Red Caps would not believe anybody else characterizing the US as a monarchy but maybe this enables a debate as there is not longer the (or rather as easy of a) possibility to just say “no your initial issue is already not true”.
But then Red Caps often don’t even believe trump has said the things he said, delusion and projection on another level. So eeeeh… shit is probably fucked either way 🙃🤷♂️
Is there a reason conservatives dislike congestion pricing other than spite?
Gods, they’re just the worst fucking people.
Same reason congestion pricing is hated everywhere until it’s implemented and people start seeing the benefits, people are cheap. Coincidentally also the reason congestion pricing works so well at regulating demand for a road and improving conditions.
The stupidest part to me is that toll roads work this way and are wildly popular with conservatives. They’re just angry it’s a public thing and that it’s for public transportation support and not to make some private company money.
They’re just angry it’s a public thing […] and not to make some private company money.
This is always the case
Money they dont get? Lol make sure they lick the toes
Thing is…this is just another toll. It bills you the same as all the other tolls in the city. They just gave it a different name. That’s it. In the first days, people were bitching because they took the trains and the busses, but everyone who isn’t an asshole (those of us who don’t drive) didn’t even realize it took effect and everyone was like “woah, what’s going on? Is it a holiday? It was so quiet on my way to work. It was awesome.”
But these motherfuckers
Cars checks all the boxes to them - helps with segregation, creates demand for oil, multiple vectors for environmental destruction, weird nostalgia and culture war fodder, another subsidy for rural/suburban voters, and it’s the embodiment of not giving a shit about anyone else’s and being a big boy. But yeah each of the individual factors boils down to spite.
They also make people a lot angrier. Angrier people are easier to manipulate
