• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
    19·
    8 months ago

    Please remember to change your religion daily and wash it regularly.

    Also, if you’re not religious, you’re not allowed to sit on my couch.

    • Wahots@pawb.social
      10·
      8 months ago

      I was shopping for clothes at a indie clothing place, and they asked if I was wearing underwear when I requested the key for the changing room. I said of course, and asked why. They said they’d had a number of patrons who apparently destroyed merchandise by not wearing underwear or cleaning their ass.

      Seared into my memory, lol.