• partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    In their opening statements, the lawyers defending ad blocking should begin by spend endless minutes doing nothing but reading verbals ads into the record on the courts time. If the judge asks them to stop reading the ads, the lawyer should then ask if the case is now concluded in the favor of ad blocking as ad blocking should be allowed to consume the relevant content instead of being forced to listen to ads or if the judge is saying that all parties must be forced to consume an unlimited amount of ads lest they face the force of law by blocking/skipping the ads.

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      The judge would absolutely reject that argument but I’m in favor entirely because it’s funny AF.