HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 11 months ago"Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comicslemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1768arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1759arrow-down1image"Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comicslemmy.worldHEISENBERG@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square21fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoUnless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoOK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoCats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.
minus-squaremy_legs_still_hurt92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoYou can (nearly) always make new ones.
minus-squareThe Dark Lord ☑️@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months ago Strap helmets on your kids. Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Do nothing else.
Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.
OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.
Cats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.
You can (nearly) always make new ones.
Strap helmets on your kids.
Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Do nothing else.