• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    As a Bronze Age Mesopotamian copper salesman, I too feel this way.

    You’ve never seen copper as fine as what my suppliers are making!

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.caBanned
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      3 months ago

      Sorry to highjack the thread, but I’ve been on hold with customer service for hours. I want to lodge a complaint about the poor quality copper you sold me. I need a refund.

    • boydster@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      You son of a dog! You owe me restitution! I traded you several of my finest goats and linens, and your copper has pitted and degraded more than the copper from other traders. I see you have other complaints, yet only my downvote has been inscribed thus far. I bet you’re manipulating reviews, you scalawag!