Poor wittle snowflake
Trust the sexuality repressed American to see a naked person and get scared.
They’re not all like that of course but their culture is kind weird, like they don’t even seem to teach proper sex education in all their schools? They teach abstinence and such even sometimes? Wild.
This reads to me like mockery. As in, “Naked bike riding is the most dangerous demonstration so far.” Not dangerous at all.
That’s just the penises awakening something in him again.
He’s probably also thinks labias are scary and gross.
Seems like he is totally cool with the stuff Donald Trump did with underage girls, but he can’t handle seeing adults naked?
Weird.
Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.
Nothing threatens Conservatives than casual nudity. Got it.
Wait until they learn about guillotines!
Why not moon 'em as they get the chop?
How much longer, though? We’ve been very patient.
I suppose that’s probably tied for the most threatening thing against ICE he’s seen, but that’s because nothing particularly threatening has been done at all. So, technically the truth?
I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things
Candy ass can’t hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol
He just finds nekkid ladies to be icky. Also the men aren’t necessarily twinks or bears that he enjoys.
Careful, men - those guys are packing!
The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.
Can i post this into the microblog memes community with the title “we need more open carry boobs”?
It’s only a matter of time until boob registration will be mandatory.
Go for it
It would make much more sense if our MIC developed these…
…huh. I find the missile-to-bust ratio to be implausible.
You’ve never been to Las Vegas, then.
Open carrying tits is way less common.
Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?
Arming teachers with boobs is the only way to stop all the school boobings.
Seriously though : phrased like that it highlights how dumb the argument sounds for arming the teachers
I feel like pointing out the ignorance or cowardice in this statement is just playing their game.
The main purpose of the statement is to get a scary sound bite from a high ranking government official that the media can use to “credibly” scare millions of people who don’t pay close attention to the world around them, and make the American dictatorship more palatable to them.
Then there’s always the secondary benefit of rubbing their open hypocrisy in their enemies’ faces.
This Mike Johnson is the slimiest piece of glue holding a lot of this bad shit together. Fuck Mike Johnson and his glorious worship (or fear) of his dear leader. He’s the wormtongue for our times.
I wouldn’t slander Grima in that way
I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.
That Eurotrash nudity was always such a gamble. Always a toss-up between actually attractive women, and a 73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks. Or Lolo bloody Ferrari and her horrendous stretched beachballs.
73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks
So THAT’S where my ex-wife vanished off to…
73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks
Long boobies are in style now. You’ll see.
Janet Jackson was not a prisoner at Gitmo wtf
Wooosh 😃
Cleared for takeoff.
Roger, Roger.
(Username checks out)
I kind of like the lore that Janet Jackson has been in Guantanamo this entire time and the rest of us completely missed the memo.
I wouldn’t have noticed either way to be fair
