Turns out the biggest donation of toys to Doernbecher Children’s Hospital each year doesn’t come from the drop box in the lobby of your dentist’s office. It doesn’t come from the toy drive at your veterinarian, your kid’s school, or a local broadcast news station. Nope—it comes from strippers.
Portland strippers have donated $183,000 worth of toys over the past 14 years to Doernbecher as the result of an annual event called Tatas for Toys. This year’s show will be held Dec. 16 at a new venue, the Alberta Rose Theatre.
Strippers also genuinely like you, they don’t just pretend to like you for your money.
Caveat: I mean you, the person reading this. Not everyone is so likeable.
I knew it
Should… should I ask them for a date?
And if, how many of them? All at once?