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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago

I bleach my ivermectin before I mix it with coffee for the enema.

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I bleach my ivermectin before I mix it with coffee for the enema.

slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • LoafedBurrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    On Nextdoor here in the south, there are several INSANE people who link to a Ivermectin page every time someone mentions getting the flu or sick.

    They think they know more than doctors and it’s truly just embarrassing and sad.

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      It’s true though. I took some horse electrolytes the other day and I have been staring into the fabric of the universe for several days.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    And that’ll make my bunghole pretty, right??

    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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      Bunghole! I need TP for my bunghole… heh heh

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Absolutely!

  • iamthetot@piefed.ca
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    You don’t really prove things in science. In fact, you try to disapprove them as best as you can, over and over.

    • Hyperrealism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Meh. Sometimes you try to disprove the hypothesis that the frogs are gay, but find out they’re sexy.

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    Wonder if the morons would change their tune if we started spreading the “lie” that a chemical in vaccines extends your life span…

    I mean it sorta does in a way.

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      First, you need to convincingly pose as one of them. Hard to pull off without barfing.

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    I only jack off with unpasteurized milk nuggets

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