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ByteOnBikes to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowman

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Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowman

ByteOnBikes to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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    When I was a kid, I laughed at people swerving to avoid a paper bag. It seemed silly to me. My dad explained why they were doing it, and then chuckled as my eyes got huge and I said “OHHHH!”

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      can you ask your dad to explain it to me as well ?

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        so this one time when I was a kid, I was biking through a parking lot and kicking at some garbage, because why not

        I kicked at an upright soda cup. it exploded all up my legs and looked like I’d pissed myself for the next couple hours

        same idea

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        Paper bags often have glass bottles in them. Glass+tires=a bad time.

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          oh. what’s the correlation between paper bags and glass bottles ? is it a cultural thing ?

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            In the US you can’t openly drink in public, but you CAN if nobody knows what you’re drinking

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            In the US you aren’t allowed to drink alcohol in public. So they put the bottle into a paper bag.

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      Was it because there might be a puppy or kitten inside?

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        https://freedomgear.org/freedom-gears-custom-made-10-gauge-steel-hollow-ground-spikes-caltrops-the-ultimate-home-defense-and-tire-puncture-solution/

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          Ah, I’ve heard way more stories about bags of baby animals tossed out car windows than caltrops.

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            That’s fair

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          Oh, you mean someone’s bag of caltrops might have fallen off the back of the truck? Yes I like this story better. Puppies and kittens should all be cuddled up on sofas. And only be in bags when they choose to jump in there

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            Or they just put caltrops in paper bags on the road to be mean XD

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