THE LOVE FAIRY: Cameron Diaz.
THE CRUSH: Hailee Steinfeld.
THE VIOLINIST: Grace Van Patten.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Ella Purnell.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Jennifer Morrison.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Anna Faris.
THE CRUSH: Elle Fanning.
THE VIOLINIST: Aulii Cravalho.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Rebecca Romijn.
ICE CREAM GAL: Ella Purnell.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Aisling Franciosi.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Jennifer Morrison.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Keri Russell.
THE CRUSH: Hailee Steinfeld.
THE VIOLINIST: Grace Van Patten.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Jordana Brewster.
ICE CREAM GAL: Caylee Cowan.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Diane Kruger.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Amy Adams.
THE CRUSH: Hailee Steinfeld.
THE VIOLINIST: Aulii Cravalho.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Caylee Cowan.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Yara Shahidi.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Danielle Panabaker.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Amy Adams.
THE CRUSH: Elle Fanning.
THE VIOLINIST: Aulii Cravalho.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Ella Purnell.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Jennifer Morrison.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Anna Faris.
THE CRUSH: Florence Pugh.
THE VIOLINIST: Grace Van Patten.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Ella Purnell.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Melissa Joan Hart.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Amy Adams.
THE CRUSH: Hailee Steinfeld.
THE VIOLINIST: Aulii Cravalho.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Caylee Cowan.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Yara Shahidi.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Danielle Panabaker.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Jessica Biel.
THE CRUSH: Hailee Steinfeld.
THE VIOLINIST: Rachel Zegler.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Raffey Cassidy.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Victoria Pedretti.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Jennifer Morrison.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Amy Adams.
THE CRUSH: Elle Fanning.
THE VIOLINIST: Lola Tung.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Jordana Brewster.
ICE CREAM GAL: Caylee Cowan.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Yara Shahidi.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Diane Kruger.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Amy Adams.
THE CRUSH: Lili Reinhart.
THE VIOLINIST: Rachel Zegler.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Raffey Cassidy.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Diane Kruger.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Michelle Williams.
THE CRUSH: Zendaya.
THE VIOLINIST: Aulii Cravalho.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Caylee Cowan.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Victoria Pedretti.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Danielle Panabaker.

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THE LOVE FAIRY: Jessica Biel.
THE CRUSH: Angourie Rice.
THE VIOLINIST: Lola Tung.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Jordana Brewster.
ICE CREAM GAL: Ella Purnell.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Diane Kruger.

Bro how are you going to give me Angourie Rice for free like that.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Amy Adams.
THE CRUSH: Lili Reinhart.
THE VIOLINIST: Grace Van Patten.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Caylee Cowan.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Danielle Panabaker.

THE LOVE FAIRY: Jessica Biel.
THE CRUSH: Lili Reinhart.
THE VIOLINIST: Lola Tung.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Tatiana Maslany.
ICE CREAM GAL: Ella Purnell.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Melissa Joan Hart.