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Cake day: September 1st, 2024

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  • Wife: Tzuyu.
    Nearby Village Visit: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
    Woman in Need of Help: Had sex with Sara Jean Underwood.
    Night in the Town: Slept with Charlize Theron.
    Village Rest Stop: Slept with Lily James.
    Prostitute: Emily Ratajkowski. Bondage and Creampie.
    Dance Partner: Madison Beer.
    Night Rest Stop: Slept with Willa Holland. Blowjob, Doggystyle and Missionary.
    Mountain Settlement: Slept with Deborah Ann Woll. Had fast, rough sex.
    Mountain Tribe: Slept with Dakota Fanning.

    THE GOOD ENDING: Won against Christina Hendricks in the swordfight.
    Babysitter: Salma Hayek.
    Pool Lifeguard: Leni Klum.
    Gardener: Emilia Clarke.
    Reese Witherspoon’s New Job: Nurse.