• Enkrod@feddit.org
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    4 days ago

    If you call 911, they’ll send you some bastards straight to your home address, but buyer beware, they’ll most certainly be armed.

  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    Go to any 5 star hotel, or a restaurant that charges $300+ a plate, or to your nearest country club or yacht club or private golf course. Pick a random person that looks like they’re just bored and not there to celebrate something.

    There. Easy. The odds of you picking some rich asshole just shot up exponentially. Pick the right place, and it’s almost guaranteed that’s who a random person there would be.

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    Fortunately the worst people are happily identifying themselves with big red bumper stickers and banners. Devouring bastards has never been easier!

  • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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    I thought I was subscribed to the wrong interdimensional branch for a second there

    Have you all never heard of fasting?

    Also: Eat the rich isn’t just a mantra, it’s a sociological control mechanism.

    Who cares about your guilt if you’ve got all of civilization chasing <insert monster here>

  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I do plan some pretty elaborate meals, but its not an every night kinda thing. It’s probably randos in parking lots like 29 days a month and a billionaire every couple weeks.