Rig Maker Farewell

Sing to the tune of the late Harry Belafonte’s ‘Jamaica Farewell’

Down the way
where lemmy's gay
And the users shit daily on the AI slop
I took a trip to look up chips
And when I reached my spec list I made a stop.

But I'm sad to say I'm low on pay,
Won´t have more for plenty of day
My heart is down
My specs are turning around
I had to turn a little RAM of Kingston down

Down at the market you can hear
men babies cry out while on their heads it's not fair
that chips and mice being cheap don't suffice
Cause the RAM price is crazy any time of year


But I'm sad to say OpenAI will stay
won't back off for many a day
My heart is down
My build is now underground
I can't afford any more RAM of Kingston now.

*keeps singing about RAM or wildly inappropiate jamaican possibly underage romantic interests*