Peruvians take this to another level. There’s a professional soccer player named Osama Vinladen, and his brother is Sadam Huseín
There’s a town mayor election where the candidate Lenin lost to…eventual winner named after THAT Austrian artist
Whisky Jones is a bad ass name though. That’s either a porn star or a treasure hunter and I’m good either way
Whiskey Jones has a black belt and spent a little time as a stuntman back in the early 2ks.
He prefers beer these days.
Rise of the Leighs and Dens
crystal methany, crystal methvin are names of 2 people who got in trouble for METH.
Utah moms need to remember. One day, Brightlynn, Ayngylle, and Keighleigh will be 90 year old patients, playing gin rummy in a nursing home.
You know what, the name should have everything:
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Tell that to Marijuana Pepsi Jackson.
To be fair, Marijuana is an actual name, it’s not what weed was always called, and it was often used as the preferred name by the US government because they wanted to characterize it as a Mexican racial trait.
if they were a midwestern parent, they think it would be clever by disgusing it as mary-jana.
Cool, cool, shaming is always good… But seriously, what can a person do? It’s not like there’s a naming authority.
It’s not like there’s a naming authority.
Not sure if I’m getting whooshed but some places absolutely do have this
some nations do, Iceland springs to mind for example and I am sure there are others
That’s a good point, Incubator
Incubator Jones? Of Memphis, TN?
Well, my daddy left home when I was three. Didn’t leave very much to my mom and me. Except this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now I don’t blame him 'cause he run and hid but the meanest thing that my daddy ever did was before he left, he went and named me Sue.
Would only be fair (and American) to Sue him for it.
Oh boy… These are real people.
- Drink Water Rivera: Very refreshing take on nomenclature but quite bland 8/20.
- Macaroni 85, Spaghetti 88, and Sincerely Yours 98 Pascual: As if someone stopped them from naming their kid after pasta because the username is already taken. 66.67/10 because they didn’t commit all the way.
- Covid Bryant: Not quite Black Mamba, not quite the Black Death but still 8/10 or 24/30.
- Abcde Aeiou: Very educational A+/10
- Captain Philip Ines: Not quite the super soldier 19/40.
Just in case anyone hadn’t heard this one before: Abcde is pronounced “Absidy”, which is more of a real name.
the parent who named was trying to say it that way to trigger people, shes full of it.
The site links a real source for each name but the commentaries on each one read like ai generated so i was skeptical.
I’m a huge fan of your scoring system!
Its like a whole gneration hasn’t listemed to Johnny Cash’s “A Boy Named Sue” ← (best Folsom Prison performance)
My name is Sue. How do you do? NOW YOU GONNA DIE!
Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones is an awesome name
My last name is Browning, like the gun manufacturer (distant relation). I used to joke that if I ever had boy/girl twins I would name them Colt Winchester (boy) and Biretta Glock (girl). I nearly got Colt for my youngest, but there were too many kids named Colton around.
I also really wanted to name my first son Charlemagne. This was because back in high school when we studied the Holy Roman Empire all the girls in class were talking about how Charlemange was such a beautiful sounding name. I figured that he’d have to put up with some shit growing up, but it would all pay off because not only would he wind up with a name that people loved to say, but he’d also be resilient and hopefully with a solid sense of humor.
My wife vetoed this nearly as soon as the ring was on her finger.
Jesus christ you’re awful with names for your kids.
I hope you two didn’t choose the name that has the beautiful meaning of “lightbringer” and end up naming one of your boys “Lucifer”
morningstar, apparently Samael is “venom of god” so that isnt a good one either.
Here’s an idea, one should not name kids after characters considered bad or evil. EVEN IF IT COULD BE INTERPRETED MULTIPLE WAYS.
Hey, don’t bring little Lucy into this! He already has enough trouble.
You could sell Charlamagne as “Charles for almost anything except when he wants to show off”
These haters are idiots.
I have firearms-oriented first and middle names, and it’s fucking awesome. Instant cred with people usually suspect of others, AFAIK never a negative issue. If I had met a young woman named Biretta Glock in high school or college, I think we would have been forced by everyone in America to get married in the spot.
Charlemagne Tha God proves you right. Though that’s also a great Tomboy girl name, with Charlene or Charley for short. See “The Long Kiss Good Night” for further validation.
Long Kiss Goodnight is a criminally overlooked movie
My head canon is that it’s the pilot project for the Bourne project. It’s probably loosely based on the Bourne books from the 80s.
Criminally underrated is actuate. It’s on my top 10 movies ever. Great writing, hitting all the tropes, Samuel L. Jackson in his prime.
And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range.
Postmaster General Ford Lincoln Mercury.
That’s a bar I haven’t heard for a long time…
God, what a great name and a great movie, thanks for bringing it to the forefront of my memory.
She’d love Germany. Those names would be illegal over here.
Then again the law also explicitly states that you can name your kid any name that’s normal for your heritage. I guess that means an American would be able to name their kid Kitchenaid because it aligns with their traditions.
So if a Turkish family tries to name their kid Helmut that’s not allowed?
No, I think that would be allowed as well.
