also red explosive barrels everywhere

The bullet sounds having question marks really sells it
“Day 2… So hungry… I’ve searched for food but the only thing I’ve found are other people’s annoying useless audiologs. Why did they bother when they clearly were in terrible danger? Each audiolog I find is more irrelevant and boring than the last. I most keep looking for a way to survive.”
“Day 4… I’ve looked everywhere but can’t find anything to eat… or a clue to get me off the ship. Just more audiologs. They’re everywhere! For some reason, I listen to every minute of every one of them thinking there’d be some useful information; but it’s like they’re just FILLERS! USELESS FILLER… THEY’RE FILLER THAT’S DRIVING ME TO MADNESS!”
Twist: Those were audiologs. The actual player character doesn’t come around until later.
Don’t forget to put a few loose 9mm rounds next to the telephone in the refrigerator, in case the Lone Wanderer shows up!
Well yeah, they don’t even have sights on their guns. NPCs/Extras for sure
“make sure you can’t skip getting one of the access cards! we don’t want someone to skip a whole area”
“Put the highest clearance one in the back of this really big room, it’d make a great boss fight arena”
I havent laughed like that in a while







