He’s half the man he used to be.
He’s not that attractive … from the waist down
I thought he was only called Bob if he lost both arms and legs?
– What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who floats in the water? Bob
– What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who hides in a pile of leaves? Russel
– What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays in front of your door all day? Matt
– What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who you throw into a hole? Phil- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from the wall? Art
What do you call him with a shovel? Doug.
What do you call him without a shovel? Douglas.
What’s he gonna do with a shovel? He has no arms
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the Battle of Klach D’kel Brakt? Fucked
Sounds like he was cut in half pretty bad.
I really, really shouldn’t laugh… 🤣🖖
